Dear Diary,
I know it’s been a while, so I haven’t really told you that I have a boyfriend yet (more on that soon)…
Well, after I had an encounter with Pinocchio (who is no longer in our team… more on that soon, too!) and his Demonic Best Friend Forever, I went outside of Club Caprice to kiss my boyfriend (the adorable Milkbone) goodnight. I decided that, since he is much shorted than me, it’d be cute to have him sit on my knee as I gave him his kiss—something which he begrudgingly accepted—so there we were, in the middle of it, when suddenly…
Half of the bloody Raven Watch comes out through the door and stares!
I sometimes have to wonder if there’s someone out there scripting my life…
